Clock
the hospitalization of a psychiatric clinic pose a clock on the floor.
- What do you do? - asks a nurse.
- walking ... if I look at the clock!
Differences in Britain
An Englishman tells an acquaintance Italian:
- know what is the difference between us British, Irish and Scots?
For example, coming out of a train compartment, English is
time to see if he has forgotten something. The Irish would go without
look. The Scottish Executive is time to see if someone left something ...
the restaurant
- pick you up a plate of fish , - said one customer to the waiter.
- Do you think I can trust this bass on the grill?
- A eyes closed! - Replied the waiter - think that is already in the kitchen
six days and not ci ha mai dato fastidio!
Candore paesano
In un piccolo paese il postino appena assunto chiede udienza al Sindaco:
- Vorrei far presente che occorre un’altra cassetta per imbucare le lettere.
- Ma non serve: ne basta una, qua siamo poche anime…
- Come non serve? E’ da un mese che sono in servizio e la cassetta è già piena!
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