Hives A Symptom Of Lupus?

Barzellette per Carnevale

to handling

In a riding fee, a man is riding for several hours, when the groom says,

- Do not feel tired yet?

- I'm tired - says the ladies - but the owner of the stables

owes me money, and this is the only way to be reimbursed.

Code offices

A gentleman, after a long queue at the post office,

explodes with the clerk:

- It 's a shame: I am in this office by three-quarters of an hour!
- What should I say that I am here for twenty years? - Answered the clerk, with a sigh.

Among girls

- You know, my new boyfriend is a type''underground''...

- Really? It 'an artist?

- No, driving a subway train!

Lexicon pedantic

Two ladies, who seemed to know more than all physicians put together,

talk in the waiting room of the doctor.

- I should only see the analysis. I had a little glycerin 'high ...
- But I gotta keep an eye on the styrofoam ...

Among Friends

- I always remember when it my wife's birthday.

- Really?

- Yes, it falls exactly il giorno dopo di quando lei me lo ricorda!